Nude Nuns with Big Guns Blu-ray Review
Score: 26
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‘Nude Nuns with Big Guns’ misses the mark as both grindhouse exploitation and a compelling vigilante movie, offering gratuitous brutality and lackluster content.
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DTS-HD MA
Video: 28
The 1080p, AVC-encoded Blu-ray of 'Nude Nuns with Big Guns' delivers a heavily processed image with blown-out high contrast and an artificial color palette, resulting in poor detail and murky blacks. The digital look aims for a gritty, exploitation feel but ultimately lacks depth and finesse.
Audio: 32
The DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1 mix for 'Nude Nuns with Big Guns' is severely lacking, with gunshots and effects sounding feeble, dialogue buried under other elements, and an overall cheap, compressed sound, highlighting the inadequacies of the low-budget production.
Extra: 16
The low-resolution short film offers a raw, possibly intentional vintage feel, while the HD trailer lacks the self-awareness typical of Grindhouse, though it serves as a standard promotional piece.
Movie: 16
Nude Nuns with Big Guns offers uninspired exploitation with shameless borrowings from Tarantino and Rodriguez, marred by ineffective gunplay, gratuitous nudity, and an abrupt ending; its Blu-ray presentation is technically adequate, but the film fails to meet even low expectations.
Video: 28
The video presentation of "Nude Nuns with Big Guns" on Blu-ray offers an interesting, albeit flawed, visual experience that reflects its low-budget origins and stylized intentions. The film appears to be shot on high-definition video and heavily processed to achieve an artificial, oftentimes excessively high contrast look. Predominant color schemes such as red and yellow wash over the scenes, resulting in images with notable pop but lacking finer detail and true blacks. This approach seems intentional, possibly emulating the faux print damage and grunge techniques seen in exploitation films.
Detail retention suffers heavily due to the digital sheen and the intentional mucking with colors, leading to a flat, depthless appearance. The overall image is beset by murky blacks and poorly delineated shadows. Standard transfer issues for Blu-rays, like DNR and EE, are either not applicable or indistinguishable from the film's inherent stylized imperfections. Fortunately, there are no glaring compression errors, making it a relatively watchable experience despite its disappointments.
This 1080p, AVC-encoded Blu-ray does a competent job of delivering the director's vision, even if that vision itself is far from visually striking. While there are no major technical flaws to detract from the viewing experience, none of the visual elements stand out in a positive way. The final product serves to emphasize the gritty, exploitation film feel but falls short in delivering high-quality visual fidelity.
Audio: 32
The audio presentation on the Blu-ray of "Nude Nuns with Big Guns" falls drastically short of expectations, especially considering it offers a DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1 track. The mix itself is deeply flawed, with dialogue so poorly balanced that it becomes nearly inaudible during scenes with any background noise or action sequences. Adjusting the volume offers no respite, as all sounds except the dialogue seem artificially amplified, smothering any attempt to convey clear conversation. This suggests a lack of proper on-set microphones, relying instead on poorly captured audio.
Furthermore, the sound effects, notably gunshots, are strikingly unimpressive for a film that attempts to exploit high-action Grindhouse aesthetics. These elements come across as cheap and lack any real impact, detracting significantly from the viewing experience. Low-frequency effects (LFE) are practically non-existent and fail to bring the auditory depth one would expect from an action-centric narrative. Motorcycles, another potentially dynamic aspect, are disappointingly subdued and underwhelming.
Finally, the score composed by Dan Gross suffers from a compressed, budget sound that does nothing to uplift the overall auditory experience. In a genre where a vibrant, aggressive audio mix could bring vitality to the production, this track feels lethargic and ill-conceived. Even for a low-budget feature like this one, the audio mix demonstrates a severe lack of craftsmanship and finesse, rendering it an unfortunate example of how crucial proper audio engineering is to film production.
Extras: 16
The extras on the Blu-ray of "Nude Nuns with Big Guns" offer a fascinating glimpse into the film's raw and gritty origins. The included short film, although in rough shape, serves as a precursor to the full-length feature and gives insight into the filmmaking process. The trailer captures the essence of the movie but lacks the self-awareness typical of Grindhouse trailers. Despite the varying quality of the materials, these extras contribute a valuable context to the main feature, emphasizing its unpolished, grindhouse aesthetic. Overall, the supplemental content complements the viewing experience by deepening our understanding of the film's development and promotional strategy.
Extras included in this disc:
- Short Film: A crudely shot short movie that was the basis for the full-length film.
- Trailer: The original trailer presented in high definition.
Movie: 16
Joseph Guzman's Nude Nuns with Big Guns is a brazen attempt at creating a grindhouse-style film, heavily borrowing elements from Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino's oeuvre. The film ostensibly blends gratuitous violence, explicit nudity, and an indulgence in ecclesiastical taboo. While Guzman’s experience in assembling grindhouse components is evident, the execution falls markedly short. The story revolves around Sister Sarah (Asun Ortega), who, after a near-death experience, embarks on a vengeance spree against corrupt priests and criminals. Unfortunately, despite the provocative title, the film fails to deliver both in terms of action and eroticism. The unimaginative gunplay, with repetitive CG blood spurts, coupled with ineffectively staged nudity, significantly undermines the film’s appeal.
The narrative introduces a heroin-dealing cartel run by priests, safeguarded by their use of nuns as drug processors and mules—albeit incongruously retaining their wimples. David Castro’s portrayal of the villain Chavo lacks depth and fails to convey genuine menace, reducing the character to a caricature rather than an antagonist of any substance. Guzman's fixation on shock value and depravity overshadows meaningful character development or plot progression. The end result is a movie that appears to luxuriate in its own sensationalism without ever coalescing into a compelling cinematic experience.
Despite its ambition to emulate grindhouse classics, Nude Nuns with Big Guns does not achieve the self-aware satire or stylistic flair necessary to transcend its low-budget constraints. The film culminates abruptly, seemingly paving the way for potential sequels, though any further installments would need significant improvement in narrative coherence and creative execution to offer viewers anything beyond superficial provocation.
Total: 26
Nude Nuns with Big Guns attempts to capitalize on the exploitative niche genre of vigilante cinema, but it falls short on multiple fronts. Directed by Joseph Guzman, the film ambitiously blends themes of religion, brutality, and eroticism, targeting a specific audience familiar with the grindhouse experience. The plot centers around Sister Sarah, who embarks on a bloody path of revenge against a corrupt clergy after being abused and left for dead. Despite the engaging premise, the film’s execution is riddled with predictable tropes and gratuitous violence that seem more intended to shock than to contribute to any substantial narrative.
On the technical side, the Blu-ray presentation does deliver in terms of sharp visuals and vivid colors, maintaining consistent quality across various scenes that feature dark and gritty settings. However, even this commendation in visual clarity cannot compensate for the overall lackluster film content. The same can be said for the audio quality; while the sound design effectively enhances the impact of action sequences, it ultimately serves a hollow storyline peppered with subpar performances.
In conclusion, while Nude Nuns with Big Guns taps into the deeply emotional and enduring appeal of vigilante heroes, it often veers into exploitative territory without a clear sense of purpose. The excessive brutality and questionable narrative choices overshadow any potential for meaningful engagement. Despite technically competent production values on the Blu-ray release, the film's content itself is difficult to recommend. Special interest audiences may find fleeting value, but general viewers are advised to look elsewhere.
Blu-ray.com review by Michael ReubenRead review here
Video: 50
The usual transfer issues we look for in Blu-rays (DNR, EE) wouldn't be an issue in a hi-def video production and, in any case, wouldn't be distinguishable from the stylized ugliness of the film's general...
Audio: 50
The dialogue is clear enough, but it might as well not be for all the substance it supplies, and the score credited to Dan Gross (whose instructions were obviously to recycle as much of Grindhouse as possible)...
Extras: 20
Short Film (SD; 1.33:1; 3:47): Billed as the "original" short film, this is in rough shape, but it's impossible to tell whether or not that's intentional....
Movie: 20
In NNwGB these include despicable deeds like indiscriminately executing nuns in the parish bus when the heroin delivery is light; directing a subordinate to rape a nun to break her vow of silence; and...
Total: 30
NNwBG takes a few sips from that well, but it has a different agenda, and it's the kind where, as the saying famously goes, you know it when you see it....
High-Def DigestRead review here
Video: 40
There's no huge glaring technical flaws, but like the movie it simply disappoints all the way around....
Audio: 0
So low in fact that it doesn't matter how loud you turn up the sound, the dialogue still gets muffled by anything else going on in the scene....
Extras: 20
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Movie: 0
I know this may come as a shock to most of you, but I'm sorry, this isn't the nude nun exploitation flick you were hoping for....
Total: 20
I'm sorry but 'Nude Nuns with Big Guns' isn't the revelatory grindhouse exploitation flick we were all hoping for....
Director: Joseph Guzman
Actors: Asun Ortega, David Castro, Perry D'Marco
PlotSister Sarah, a nun at an unnamed convent, becomes entangled in a dangerous drug and arms trafficking ring operated by corrupt clergy members and a violent motorcycle gang. After discovering their illicit activities, Sarah is subjected to unspeakable abuse and left for dead. Miraculously surviving, she experiences a divine vision that compels her to seek vengeance against those who betrayed her and cleanse the world of their evil deeds. Armed with faith and firepower, Sarah begins her mission, targeting the gang and corrupt religious leaders one by one, leaving a trail of retribution and justice in her wake.
As Sarah’s quest for vengeance progresses, she encounters allies and adversaries who shape her journey. Her resolve grows stronger with each confrontation, despite mounting obstacles and the ever-present danger. However, her actions catch the attention of powerful enemies who seek to silence her efforts permanently. The battle between Sarah and her foes intensifies, her faith tested as she navigates a path filled with righteous fury and redemption. The ultimate outcome of her crusade hangs in the balance as she confronts the darkest forces within the corrupt underworld she so desperately aims to dismantle.
Writers: Joseph Guzman, Robert James Hayes II
Release Date: 24 Sep 2010
Runtime: 91 min
Rating: Not Rated
Country: United States
Language: English