Conan the Destroyer Blu-ray Review

The Blu-ray of "Conan the Destroyer" features a commendable 2.35:1 AVC-encoded transfer that will please even the most ardent fans. While the initial titles and first scene reveal some speckles, blotches, and a muted color palette, there is a notable improvement almost immediately thereafter. Colors are vibrant, with reds and greens rendered well throughout various scenes. Skin tones, especially Conan’s, appear warm and saturated naturally. Fine textures and object definition are impressively resolved across the board, offering a clean and untampered cinematic experience. Despite minor edge enhancement observable on rocks, it quickly becomes unnoticeable and does not detract from the overall presentation.

The transfer retains an authentic filmic look with consistent film grain that avoids disruptive digital noise or artifacts. Contrast is spot-on, offering a good balance between light and dark. While some scenes exhibit a softened haze due to Jack Cardiff’s original diffuse shooting style, this does not mar the overall quality or detail. Blacks are deep and stable, especially in shadow-heavy segments like the crypt exploration sequences. Flames and highlights maintain a naturalistic glow, providing a rich viewing experience that transcends previous home video versions.

Detail across various elements like costume textures, environmental features, and even facial close-ups is meticulously preserved. This is most evident in the clearer, more integrated animation sequences such as Toth-Amon's transformation. While digital noise reduction is applied sparingly, it’s hardly noticeable, affirming the transfer’s high fidelity. Fans will definitely appreciate the artifact-free presentation, devoid of significant banding or crush issues. In sum, despite minor original print shortcomings, "Conan the Destroyer’s" Blu-ray transfer delivers a robust and rewarding video experience.

The DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1 audio makeover for "Conan the Destroyer" offers a technically competent but ultimately mixed experience. The track predominantly emphasizes frontal sound, with only sporadic use of surround elements, leading to a somewhat unremarkable spatiality. Dialogue intelligibility is solid, with clear and nuanced vocal performances, though there are occasional inconsistencies such as thin or unwieldy line deliveries and slight mismatches between actor lip movements and audio. The bass response is notably effective during high-action scenes like the sorcerer’s demon-wrestler battle, driven largely by Basil Poledouris’ powerful score which remains a highlight, filling the soundstage with warmth and richness.

Despite its strong points, the surround sound aspect is underwhelming, providing limited rear speaker activity that fails to contribute significantly to the overall immersive experience. Ambient effects, while present, are minimal and not particularly compelling. Sound effects like clashing swords and rumbling magic achieve a level of involvement but lack the polish and dynamism found in top-tier mixes. Audio directionality falls short, often confined to the front channels without impactful peripheral engagement.

Overall, the soundtrack benefits from clean rendering and a healthy dynamic range, albeit skewed towards front-heavy imaging. The orchestral score by Poledouris significantly enhances the audio quality, offering excellent differentiation of instruments and contributing to an appealing auditory experience. However, the mix fails to fully leverage the potential of a 5.1 setup, resulting in a serviceable yet unspectacular presentation. Enthusiasts may find enjoyment in its faithful reproduction of the film's original soundscape, but its technical limitations and occasional anomalies prevent it from achieving higher acclaim.

The Blu-Ray release of "Conan the Destroyer" falls disappointingly short in the extras department, offering little beyond the standard definition theatrical trailer. Considering the renewed interest in Conan and its cultural relevance, it’s surprising that Universal did not include more substantial features such as an audio commentary or retrospective, both of which would have enriched the viewing experience. The absence of these elements is particularly glaring given the potential for insightful contributions from cast and crew, such as Sarah Douglas, who has previously participated in DVD commentary tracks.

Extras included in this disc:

• Theatrical Trailer: The original trailer for the film in standard definition.

"Conan the Destroyer" is an intriguing departure from John Milius' original work, opting for a lighter, more fantastical tone. Directed by Richard Fleischer, the film eschews the brooding intensity of "Conan the Barbarian" in favor of a more adventurous, albeit campier, narrative. Schwarzenegger wields less ferocity and more charm, bringing a playful element to Conan. The supporting cast is a mixed bag, with standout performances from Grace Jones as the fierce Zula and Sarah Douglas as the sinister Queen Taramis. Fleischer's direction ensures that the film remains brisk and engaging, even if the plot occasionally lacks depth.

The movie showcases several thrilling set-pieces, including an exhilarating hall of mirrors sequence and confrontations with formidable foes. However, the film falters with lackluster antagonists like Rambaldi's poorly executed demon-lord and an uninspiring Mexican wrestling bout. While Schwarzenegger’s physical prowess is evident, Conan's character seems less competent and more reliant on his companions compared to his portrayal in "Conan the Barbarian," diminishing his legendary warrior status. Despite this, the camaraderie among the characters and the relentless action sequences contribute to its overall entertainment value.

In terms of technical execution, Universal's Blu-ray release delivers a visually pleasing transfer considering its non-restored source. While lacking the gravitas and adherence to Robert E. Howard's mythos seen in its predecessor, "Conan the Destroyer" compensates with its high body count, vivid 80s aesthetic, and a soundtrack by Basil Poledouris that accentuates the action. It's a film that thrives on sheer spectacle and nostalgic charm but should not be scrutinized for narrative coherence or fidelity to its literary roots. For fans of ‘80s fantasy cinema, it remains a compelling watch.

"Conan the Destroyer" presents a lighter and more whimsical adventure compared to its predecessor, "Conan the Barbarian". While it may not live up to the gravitas of the original film or Robert E. Howard’s source material, it possesses a certain charm that will resonate with '80s fantasy enthusiasts. Despite its somewhat flimsy narrative, this sequel does offer notable entertainment value. Universal's Blu-ray release enhances the viewing experience significantly with a strong video transfer that, although not top-tier, is commendable.

The ensemble cast, featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Mako reprising their roles alongside newcomers Sarah Douglas, Grace Jones, and Wilt Chamberlain, adds a rich, albeit campy, texture to the fantastical escapades. The DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1 surround track provides a decent auditory experience despite some minor shortcomings. Under the direction of Richard Fleischer, the movie delivers a fun escapism although it fails to recapture the engaging adventure spirit of its predecessor.

In conclusion, "Conan the Destroyer" on Blu-ray is a mixed bag. It offers nostalgia-infused enjoyment with an excellent visual presentation and sufficient sound quality. While it may not appeal to everyone, it holds undeniable value for fans of the era's fantasy genre.