The Astro-Zombies Blu-ray Review
Score: 44
from 2 reviewers
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'Astro-Zombies' fails in filmmaking but delights in its so-bad-it's-funny charm, making it a quirky, laughable collectible.

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DTS-HD MA
Video: 48
'Astro Zombies' Blu-ray showcases a 1080p HD, 1.85:1 aspect ratio transfer with variable quality; from sharp, vivid details to fluctuating colors and noticeable wear despite remastering. Comfortable grain and filmic texture persist amidst focus and stabilization struggles.
Audio: 38
The 2.0 DTS-HD MA sound mix struggles with fluctuating levels, limited reach, and inconsistencies due to original production issues. Dialogue varies in clarity, scoring is subdued, and sound effects are overly pronounced or unrealistic.
Extra: 66
RiffTrax's hilarious mockery, Mikels' fun insight, Alexander's expletive-rich analysis highlight the commentaries; trailers add schlocky charm.
Movie: 11
Ted V. Mikels' 'Astro Zombies' is a schlocky, low-budget horror with slow pacing and scarce thrills, criticized yet admired for its pure indie effort.

Video: 48
The video presentation of "The Astro-Zombies" on Blu-ray faces significant challenges resulting from the original film's production limitations and source material condition. Presented in an AVC encoded image with a 1.85:1 aspect ratio, the remastered version does its best to navigate through the inherent visual hurdles. Despite a commendable effort to enhance detail, which at times allows for an appreciable texture and reveals specifics such as individual hair strands, fine stitching in costumes, and the intricacies of practical effects, the video frequently grapples with issues of focus and stability. Colors fluctuate in intensity, occasionally presenting well when stabilized but often appearing faded or undersaturated due to source limitations, leading to a visual experience that is inconsistent at best.
The 1080p HD transfer does manage to bring some sharpness and clarity to the film, marking a clear improvement over previous releases. However, this clarity also inadvertently highlights the cheaper aspects of the production, including makeup and costume flaws. The film suffers from persistent speckling, scratches, and various forms of damage that remind viewers of its age and low-budget origins. Grain levels are maintained in a way that retains the film's original texture, offering a comfortable, if not entirely seamless, filmic appearance.
Delineation is passable, allowing for some degree of depth in darker scenes, although black levels lack the depth and richness found in higher-quality transfers. Skin tones are rendered with a semblance of naturalism when lighting conditions allow. While there are no egregious compression issues, the presence of judder, along with a general inconsistency in color and detail sharpness due to fluctuating grain levels, makes for a viewing experience that is as much a battle with the film's original production quality as it is a testament to the effort put into its restoration.
Audio: 38
The audio presentation of "The Astro-Zombies" Blu-ray leaves much to be desired, primarily due to its 2.0 DTS-HD MA sound mix, which suffers from a variety of issues rooted in the film's original low-budget production values. There is a noticeable inconsistency in audio levels, with dialogue swinging from acceptable to frustratingly muted, making it difficult for viewers to catch every word without strain. This inconsistency can largely be attributed to the original recording methods and limitations, rather than the remastering process itself. Furthermore, the score is so subdued it barely contributes to the film's atmosphere, resembling background music more than an integral part of the cinematic experience.
Sound effects in the mix are notably exaggerated, often coming across as unrealistic or overly pronounced against the film's soundscape. This detracts from the authenticity of scenes, making them feel clumsy rather than immersive. Ambient sounds, on the other hand, lack definition and do not convincingly establish the intended setting or mood. Despite these shortcomings, the mix is free from any hiss or pops, which means that while the audio may not meet contemporary expectations, it still maintains a certain level of clarity.
However, there are moments where the dialogue's clarity shines through, allowing for an understanding of the film's narrative without undue effort—though softer lines occasionally get lost in the mix. While these moments provide some respite from the overall lackluster audio experience, they are not enough to fully redeem it. The score’s ineffectiveness in enhancing suspense or adding depth to the scenes further underscores the audio track’s inability to fully capture and elevate "The Astro-Zombies'" cinematic nuances.
Extras: 66
The Blu Ray extras of "The Astro-Zombies" offer a blended experience of humor, insight, and nostalgia for enthusiasts of offbeat cinema. The inclusion of three distinct commentary tracks caters to varied tastes: the RiffTrax team delivers their signature blend of humor, albeit with minor sound issues that affect the clarity of some jokes; Ted V. Mikels provides a heartfelt and entertaining walkthrough of his filmmaking process, sharing his passion for low-budget productions; and Chris Alexander offers a unique blend of professional insight and humorous disbelief at the film's quality. The slight distortion in the RiffTrax commentary and Alexander's colorful language may distract, but they add to the charm for fans of cult cinema. The package is complemented by a set of trailers, providing a broader context for "The Astro-Zombies" within the genre.
Extras included in this disc:
- Audio Commentary with RiffTrax: Featuring Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, and Bill Corbett.
- Audio Commentary with Ted V. Mikels: The film's writer/director/producer shares his perspectives.
- Audio Commentary with Chris Alexander: Film historian provides insights and humorous commentary.
- Theatrical Trailers: Includes the movie's trailer and previews of other films.
Movie: 11
Ted V. Mikels' "The Astro-Zombies," a 1968 foray into the horror-sci-fi genre, presents a unique blend of ambition and inadequacy, a hallmark of Mikels' sprawling, eclectic filmography. Known for his predilection for the schlocky and the surreal—qualities that placed him in a category alongside the likes of Ed Wood—Mikels enlisted notable names like John Carradine, Wendell Corey, and Tura Satana to breathe life into this low-budget endeavor. Despite its promising premise involving a mad scientist turning to murder to create superhuman monsters, the film suffers from a glaring disparity between its artistic vision and its financial limitations, with a budget reportedly no more than $36,000. This financial restraint manifests in a movie rife with incoherent narrative threads, extensive sequences of trivial actions, and dialogues that ponderously fail to advance the plot, resulting in a viewing experience far removed from the gripping horror spectacle ostensibly intended.
The criticism of "The Astro-Zombies" frequently returns to its disheartening pacing and disjointed storytelling, accentuated by Mikels' tendency to dilute the narrative with needless diversions. These include protracted scenes of driving, an incongruous gentleman's club dance sequence, and dialogue-heavy sections that meander without contributing to the development of the storyline or characters. The moments that do engage—centering on the grotesque creations and their ensuing havoc—are too sparse and fleeting to salvage the film from its own narrative quagmire. Further complicating the movie's reception is its attempt to incorporate elements of espionage and crime, adding layers to an already convoluted plot that struggles under the weight of its own ambition and severely limited production values.
In essence, while "The Astro-Zombies" could be lauded for its audacity and Mikels' unwavering commitment to independent filmmaking, it ultimately serves as a case study in how a film's reach can exceed its grasp. The juxtaposition of a tantalizingly macabre premise against the backdrop of insurmountable budgetary and narrative constraints underscores the challenges inherent in low-budget cinema. Despite a commendable effort and moments of unintended humor, the movie languishes as an under-realized vision, notable not for the story it tells but for its place within the oeuvre of one of cinema’s most unabashedly bold yet resource-limited auteurs.
Total: 44
In evaluating the Blu-ray presentation of "The Astro-Zombies," it becomes apparent that this film, while featuring a cast including Tura Santana, Wendell Corey, and John Carradine, struggles with pacing and content. The majority of its runtime is consumed by scenes that progress slowly, such as mundane driving and walking, resulting in a movie experience that feels stretched to meet its 90-minute target. This approach contributes to a viewing experience that is less than thrilling, where director Ted V. Mikels appears to fill the runtime with what can only be described as cinematic fluff.
Upon closer inspection, "The Astro-Zombies" is notably flawed at every filmmaking level, with lackluster directorial work, acting, script, and a story that fail to impress. Yet, it is evident that the cast and crew indulged in the production process despite the constrained budget. While the film lacks in horror or genuine thrills, it compensates with unintentional comedy, evidenced by the film’s ability to elicit laughter at its own expense. Blu-ray viewers might find the video and audio quality subpar; however, the inclusion of three commentary tracks, particularly the Rifftrax commentary, elevates the overall package. These commentaries provide an amusing lens through which to view the film, suggesting this release might have value as a novelty item for collectors or for those seeking a lighthearted movie night.
In conclusion, while "The Astro-Zombies" Blu-ray might not offer an outstanding cinematic experience in terms of film quality, its supplemental features like the engaging commentary tracks bring a unique layer of entertainment. This release could serve as a peculiar but amusing addition to a collection, especially for those who appreciate cinema’s more eccentric offerings. Bearing in mind its deficiencies and peculiar charm, this Blu-ray may find its audience among connoisseurs of film curiosities and those with an appetite for cinema that is so bad it’s good.
Blu-ray.com review by Brian OrndorfRead review here
Video: 70
Detail is encouraging for this type of production, finding battles with focus unable to completely wipe away texture....
Audio: 60
Dialogue exchanges are either passable or far too quiet and buried to understand, though most issues are likely inherent to the original release....
Extras: 80
The track is their usual offering of brilliant mischief and mockery (the film's agonizing pace is a frequent target), though fans of the company will notice strange sound levels that mildly distort louder...
Movie: 20
Mad science reigns in "The Astro-Zombies," which shows initial promise as it embarks on a tale of body theft and reassembly, trying to work in a few gory encounters to successfully gross out the audience....
Total: 70
While the cast features Tura Santana, Wendell Corey, and John Carradine, "The Astro-Zombies" drags from one scene to the next, with extensive screen time devoted to such thrilling pursuits as driving and...
High-Def Digest review by Bryan KlugerRead review here
Video: 50
The good news is that the detail is fairly sharp and vivid throughout, showcasing individual hairs on the actor's heads, the fine stitching in the 60's clothing, and even the horrible makeup, cheap costumes...
Audio: 40
Dialogue is clear, however there are some quieter and softer lines throughout the film where it is difficult to hear everything that is being said....
Extras: 60
Audio Commentary 3 - This commentary track has film expert Chris Alexander talking about Ted V. Mikels' career, the lives and careers of the other actors, and the cult films from the era....
Movie: 10
The rest is of people driving, parking, and even a nude dance at a gentleman's club, mixed in with a ton of incoherent dialogue about how to handle the situation....
Total: 40
That being said, you can tell everyone really had a great time making this on a super cheap budget....
Director: Ted V. Mikels
Actors: Wendell Corey, John Carradine, Tom Pace
PlotA disgraced scientist, Dr. DeMarco, has been expelled from his research position and continues his experiments in creating superhuman life forms in a secret laboratory. These creations are powered by the energy of human cells and constructed with both human and electronic components, resulting in beings known as Astro-Zombies. DeMarco believes these creatures may be the key to conquering death and achieving immortality; however, his experiments have dangerous consequences. The Astro-Zombies lack human emotion and reasoning, leading to uncontrollable and violent behavior.
As these creatures wreak havoc on the unsuspecting populace, the government takes notice and dispatches a covert operative named Holman to bring an end to the terror. Meanwhile, a group of foreign agents, led by the cunning Satana, are also interested in the scientist's work, aiming to use his discoveries for their nefarious purposes. With multiple factions converging on DeMarco's lab, the situation escalates into a race against time to prevent the Astro-Zombies from causing widespread destruction.
Writers: Ted V. Mikels, Wayne Rogers
Release Date: 19 May 1968
Runtime: 92 min
Rating: N/A
Country: United States
Language: English