The Machine Blu-ray Review
Score: 76
from 4 reviewers
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The Machine struggles to captivate, but offers a strong AV presentation; appeals primarily to Kreischer fans while others might find it monotonous.
Disc Release Date
DTS-HD MA
Video: 89
The Blu-ray's 1080p/AVC-encoded transfer of 'The Machine' delivers an excellent visual experience, with crisp texture and vivid colors, despite a slightly sickly green hue in Russian scenes. The digital production on Arri Alexa LF ensures fine detail and contrast, while avoiding common artifacts, pleasing fans even without 4K HDR.
Audio: 84
The Machine's Blu-ray audio presentation excels with a DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1 surround track that delivers crisp dialogue and precise directionality. The use of rear speakers enhances chaotic scenes, while the LFE adds powerful emphasis to action sequences, ensuring a rich auditory experience.
Extra: 56
The extras for 'The Machine' Blu-ray offer a mix of behind-the-scenes insights and lighthearted moments, with highlights including Bert Kreischer's stand-up, a solid look at action sequences, and a featurette on the cast. However, they tend to be more entertaining than informative.
Movie: 40
Bert Kreischer's 'The Machine' presents a laborious film adaptation of his viral stand-up story, featuring fleeting humor amidst a formulaic plot and unremarkable action sequences. While Kreischer's over-the-top persona and Mark Hamill's spirited performance offer some laughs, the film ultimately delivers repetitive gags and lacks substantial comedic innovation.
Video: 89
The Blu-ray video presentation of "The Machine" delivers an impressive visual experience, courtesy of Sony's adept 1080p/AVC-encoded video transfer. This digital production, captured on Arri Alexa LF cameras, showcases superb detail and striking color accuracy. While a 4K version with HDR exists, the 1080p transfer stands strong, offering a clean and crisp viewing experience. The 2.39:1 aspect ratio augments the cinematic feel, emphasizing the film's dynamic range and contrast.
The film’s aesthetic thoughtfully supports its narrative, with colors shifting to communicate mood and setting. Scenes set in Russia embrace a sickly green hue, enhancing the seedy underworld vibe, while flashback sequences adopt a grainier and warmer palette for nostalgia's sake. Additionally, prominent reds highlight scenes in the dark corners of the Russian crime syndicate's domain without ever veering into oversaturation or blooming. Black levels are deep and rich, ensuring shadow delineation remains intact, even amidst the film's inherent contrasts.
Attention to fine detail is commendable, especially in close-up shots where textures and edges are sharp and well-defined. A few instances of CG blood appear subpar, though this minor shortcoming does not detract from the overall quality of the encode. The Blu-ray’s consistent performance eliminates concerns of banding, artifacting, or edge halos. Although some digital noise and brief background softness are perceptible, they are occasional and minimally intrusive. Fans of "The Machine" will find this Blu-ray release visually satisfying and robust enough to stand on its own merits, making it a valuable addition to any collection.
Audio: 84
The Blu-ray audio presentation of "The Machine" is delivered through a robust DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1 surround track, which efficiently captures the dynamic essence of the film. The dialogue is crisp and consistently centered, ensuring that it rises clearly above the often intense action sequences and soundtrack. The surround sound system is utilized expertly, with smooth pans and precise directionality enhancing the on-screen chaos during fistfights and pivotal confrontations. The rear speakers are actively engaged, amplifying the immediacy of moments with charging adversaries, ricocheting bullets, and the crashing impact of iron hammers. Although the subwoofer might not receive an overwhelming workout and quieter scenes lean slightly towards a front-heavy acoustic presence, these aspects are minor in the grand scheme of things. Overall, the film's sound design effectively complements its visual style.
Furthermore, the audio experience is strikingly engaging due to its ability to balance clarity with intensity. The sound mix ensures that vocals remain clear and comprehendible, even amidst explosive action scenes, which occasionally necessitate adjustments in volume. The front soundstage is notably expansive, providing excellent stereo separation that adds depth to each scene. Surround sound elements activate aptly during high-octane sequences, with Low Frequency Effects (LFE) imparting significant impact to explosive and gunshot scenes. This tailored audio mix presents an immersive experience that aligns well with audience expectations, making "The Machine" an acoustic success for viewers seeking clarity and excitement in equal measure. Such technical proficiency in sound engineering is bound to impress audiophiles and casual listeners alike.
Extras: 56
The Blu-ray release of "The Machine" offers an array of extras that provide an engaging peek into the film’s production and cast dynamics. The standout feature, Bert’s Big Bash, captures Bert Kreischer's lively personality during the film’s premiere, though it leans more towards entertainment than information. The making-of segment, The Making of The Machine, reveals the creative liberties taken with the story, offering a playful insight into film adaptation processes. The Cast of The Machine highlights Mark Hamill's involvement along with other cast nuances. The Action of The Machine exposes Kreischer's dedication to performing his own stunts, bringing a visceral quality to the action sequences. While Deleted Scenes and Outtakes & Bloopers offer additional content, they are non-essential but enjoyable bonuses. This disc, complete with a digital Movies Anywhere code, provides a comprehensive range of supplementary materials for fans and film enthusiasts alike.
Extras included in this disc:
- Bert’s Big Bash: Kreischer introduces the film at its live-streamed premiere.
- The Making of The Machine: Insights into the creative process and story adaptation.
- The Cast of The Machine: Focus on the film's cast, highlighting performances.
- The Action of The Machine: Behind-the-scenes look at stunt work and action sequences.
- Deleted Scenes: Four additional scenes expanding on the content.
- Outtakes & Bloopers: Light-hearted footage capturing the cast's lighter moments.
Movie: 40
The Machine, directed by Peter Stencio, attempts to expand comedian Bert Kreischer's infamous stand-up tale of a misadventure with the Russian mob into a full-length film. Kreischer stars as himself, joined by Mark Hamill as his skeptical father, Albert. While the concept seems promising, it unfolds as a lackluster action-comedy, falling into predictable patterns and manufactured humor. Despite the film’s comedic intentions, it struggles to deliver substantial laughs. Much of the humor, centered around Kreischer’s uninhibited persona, feels repetitive and lacks the freshness that his stand-up skits might offer.
Cinematically, The Machine attempts to merge comedy with action through a series of flashbacks and current-day antics involving Russian gangsters, but fails to maintain sustained interest or engagement. Although there are moments of amusement, particularly from Hamill's portrayal of the disapproving yet loving father, these are overshadowed by clichéd plot developments and unremarkable twists. Flashback sequences showcase young Bert’s (Jimmy Tatro) college antics but ultimately become routine as the movie drags along predictable narratives, rooted heavily in exaggerated stereotypes.
Despite its shortcomings, The Machine does hold potential appeal for dedicated fans of Kreischer's stand-up comedy. His over-the-top delivery is consistent with his live performances; however, the film often overextends this shtick into a two-hour endurance test. The script lacks depth, resulting in an action-comedy that mistakenly believes itself to be more humorous than it truly is. While there are fleeting glimpses of genuine comedic chemistry and insights into family dynamics, these aren't enough to save the film from feeling like just another hollow adaptation of a popular skit. Fans of frat-boy humor might find some satisfaction in its banality, but for most, it’s a film better left in the bargain bin.
Total: 76
"The Machine," starring Bert Kreischer, aims to transition his on-stage comedic persona to a feature film format. Yet, this translation mostly falters, offering minimal entertainment stretched over its 112-minute runtime. While the film tries to balance humor with its expansive narrative, it predominantly struggles to maintain viewer engagement beyond isolated amusing moments. The on-screen energy is inconsistent, with Kreischer's loud, in-your-face style occasionally amusing but often grating.
The Blu-ray release by Sony Pictures manages to deliver commendable technical specifications, enhancing the overall viewing experience. It boasts a sharp visual presentation with an aspect ratio of 2.39:1 AVC and solid audio quality via DTS-HD MA 5.1 tracks, ensuring that the film looks and sounds good. However, the accompanying supplementary material does not match this quality, leaving fans yearning for additional insights or commentary that could have enriched their understanding of the film and its creative process.
In conclusion, "The Machine" primarily caters to Kreischer's loyal fanbase through its few compelling comedic sequences. Its shortcomings in narrative depth and overall comedic execution may deter general audiences. Despite a technically sound Blu-ray presentation, most viewers may opt to skip this release unless they are particularly devoted to Kreischer's brand of humor.
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Video: 90
The Action of The Machine • Outtakes & Bloopers • Deleted Scenes • The Making of The Machine • The Cast of The Machine...
Audio: 90
Extras: 60
Movie: 50
It’s sort of mind boggling if you think about it, but he’s some how punching way above his weight class in the comedy market (which, if you take a look at his waist line, is a fairly big punch), but his...
Total: 60
The Machine is simply a chance for Bert Kreischer to bring his on stage persona to the big screen, and in some ways it translates, and other ways it doesn’t....
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Video: 100
Primaries have kick, with rich reds punctuating the dark corners of the Russian crime syndicate's stomping grounds, and black levels are nice and inky, without negatively affecting shadow delineation....
Audio: 90
Pans are smooth and directionality is precise as well, with a notable use of the rear speakers to heighten the chaos of fistfights and showdowns....
Extras: 40
The Action of The Machine (HD, 7 minutes) - Kreischer pulls a Tom Cruise with many of his own stunts, as revealed in this rapidfire EPK that goes behind the scenes of the film's stocky action sequences....
Movie: 40
There's a banality to the proceedings that, once properly liquored up, delivers the juvenile antics and man-boob insults wherein some people find their kicks....
Total: 70
The supplemental package leaves a lot to be desired (a Kreischer and co. commentary might have been fun) but it's not a dealbreaker....
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Video: 90
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Audio: 80
Vocals have the expected clarity, but the film has its share of action moments, which engage us....
Extras: 70
Bert’s Big Bash – Premiere Party – This one looks at Bert speaking to the crowd, speaking of how thankful he is for everyone involved, and how theaters need the business, and various other things....
Movie: 0
He does a lot of it in this film as well, which, despite some mildly amusing bits, is a waste of time....
Total: 80
There are some early moments that amuse, and a few scattered throughout, but mostly, this was a painful experience about a guy who’s just not all that amusing....
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Video: 90
Contrast is very good, with deep blacks and mostly strong shadow details, although there is some occasional but barely noticeable digital noise....
Audio: 90
The front soundstage is wide with excellent stereo separation while dialogue is clear and understandable throughout....
Extras: 60
The Maing of “The Machine” (1080p; 8:01): A quick, EPK-style look at the making of the film....
Movie: 40
When a Russian mobster (Jovan Savic) catches his stand-up routine on television, hearing Bert’s story of how he robbed a train as a young college student as part of an exchange program, claiming to be...
Total: 60
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Director: Peter Atencio
Actors: Bert Kreischer, Mark Hamill, Jimmy Tatro
PlotBert, a comedian known for his wild storytelling, finds his past catching up with him when a tale he shared about his misadventures with the Russian mafia in college turns out to have lasting consequences. While celebrating his daughter’s birthday, Bert is confronted by Irina, a determined mafia enforcer who demands that he return to Russia to locate a valuable family heirloom he allegedly stole years ago. Reluctantly dragged into this international escapade, Bert’s father, Albert, is pulled along for the ride, setting the stage for both comedic and harrowing experiences as they navigate through unfamiliar territories in Eastern Europe. The relationship between Bert and Albert comes under strain as issues from their past resurface amidst the chaos.
Throughout their journey, Bert and Albert struggle to deal with not only the dangers that arise from the criminal underworld but also with their dysfunctional family dynamics, which provide both comedic relief and emotional depth. Irina, exasperated by her eccentric captives, finds herself alternately amused and frustrated by their antics but remains focused on her mission. The adventure takes unexpected turns as Bert must confront his irresponsibility while Albert is forced to reconcile with long-standing familial tensions. As Bert attempts to reclaim control over his life and the situation at hand, they encounter a colorful cast of characters that challenge their perceptions of honor and redemption, ultimately testing their resolve and the strength of their bond.
Writers: Bert Kreischer, Kevin Biegel, Scotty Landes
Release Date: 26 May 2023
Runtime: 112 min
Rating: R
Country: United States, Serbia
Language: English