Two friends, T.S. and Brodie, face relationship troubles when their girlfriends break up with them on the same day. T.S.'s planned trip to Universal Studios Florida with his girlfriend, Brandi, is canceled when she agrees to fill in for a contestant on her father's dating game show at the mall. Meanwhile, Brodie, a comics enthusiast, is dumped by his girlfriend, Rene, who is tired of his lack of ambition and inconsiderate behavior. Heartbroken and seeking distraction, T.S. and Brodie head to the local mall.

At the mall, the duo encounter a series of misadventures as they interact with various eccentric characters, including two prankster friends, Jay and Silent Bob, who are on a quest to sabotage the dating game show as a personal vendetta against the mall's security. As T.S. and Brodie shuffle through comic book stores and food courts, they hatch a plan to win back their ex-girlfriends and dismantle the game show, all while engaging in debates over pop culture and dealing with the peculiarities of the mall's diverse patrons and staff.